Little Mosque on the Prairie
- Parishioner: Reverend! Are you interested in participating in the Rec Center Children's Fundraiser for Youth Activities?
- Rev. Thorne: Catchy. Yes, count me in. As Jesus said, 'Blessed be the rec centers, for in them be the open swim."
- Parishioner: Oh... wonderful! We still need a ring announcer.
- Rev. Thorne: A ring announcer? Like, a boxing ring announcer?
- Parishioner: Oh, is that a problem?
- Rev. Thorne: Well...as a Christian, I believe in peaceful loving solutions to every conflict.
- Parishioner: Oh, I should have known...
- Rev. Thorne: BUT... a man who loves boxing, I looove boxing! Yes, I boxed in the seminary! Some of those guys had a LOT of pent up aggression. We didn't do a lot of dating.
- Parishioner: Well, would you consider fighting?
- Rev. Thorne: Well...I suppose I could strap on the gloves...and open up a can of whoop-ass! For the kids.
