- Me: Did I mention that today is Jimmy Stewart's birthday?
- Roommate: Yup...And that if he were a live he'd be 105 years old...And that he died in 1997...when you were 8...and-
- Me: OKAY CLEARLY we have APPARENTLY talked about this at GREAT length, enough!
You are my online dating inspirationThank you, I’m honored. I’ve never been anyone’s dating inspiration, of any kind. I don’t even think my name has ever been used in the same sentence with words “dating” and “inspiration”.
If anything good has come out of this “Oh My God The World Is Ending On The 21st” thing, is that I’m becoming more aware of just how many people I follow who live in Australia.
And just how snarky those people are.
Nothing like waking up to read posts about demonic koalas and zombie kangaroos.
Neil’s Puppet Dreams with Nathan Fillion. (x)
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I went out to a bar with a bunch of classmates and now I’m kind of drunk - make that fairlyh drunk. Seminray is weird as hell. I remember saying to a classmate: “I tend to swear when I drink” He said “really?” And I replied: “Yeah. You fuckin ass.”
THen my friend/classmate walked home wiuth me and we drunkenly sang christmas songs/ hymns, and then she sang me a cong, then I sang her a song that got me through my dad’s death, then she sang me a song that reminded her of my dad, whom she’s never met, and I was like “Fuck that. God is underneath a street lamp, underneath an L train bridge.” And God was.
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My Field Placement church was having a bazaar for their UMW and this was on their “free” table. Perhaps for a reason. Regardless, the living room walls in my apartment are far too bare, so I grabbed it. It may or may not clash terribly with everything else in the room and it may or may not actually be an Islamic prayer rug. All of that has yet to be decided.
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there was this great story one of my tour guides where we were down this really narrow road and they told us some antagonist of Wesley’s ran into him and said “I don’t stand aside for fools” so Wesley got out of the way and said “well I do” BURN
Yeah, you don’t mess with the Wes.
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