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Obama’s “come at me bro” look. They’re having an oil fight. Fortunately, not with actual oil.
Oh I totally wanted them to start fighting. It was like watching to roosters in a cage match, dancing around each other, scratching at the floor, squawking loudly. Someone in the audience thinking about cooked bird. The analogy could go one forever.
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Debate time!
Man, I can’t believe it’s been four years. Fours years ago this time I was watching the debate while soaking my feet in a bucket with Digressionpost because waitressing is NOT my cup of tea.
Thank you, Internet.
Also, guys wearing suits while riding motorcycles…me like.
it’s like i broke up with obama and he’s not taking it well
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U.S. President Barack Obama is pictured during a heavy rain storm at a campaign rally in Glen Allen, Virginia, July 14. Obama traveled to Virginia on Saturday for campaign events. Rain drops on the front of the lens produced octagonal shapes in the image. Jason Reed / Reuters (via)
monica lewinsky I’ve never felt more empathy for u
The President of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, these sure are interesting times that we are living in. 2012 is so weird.
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This was on my wall. I swear, this century is starting to get just a little too bizarre for me.
-Anonymous
I’m very happy that Obama now publicly supports Gay marriage. I’m not happy with the people who now act like anyone still against gay marriage is an ignorant bigot. People believe things for a reason. It may not be the right reason, a logical reason, or even an acceptable reason, but don’t bully the bully just because you have the upper hand. All that does is make you a bully. And nothing will have changed.
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U.S. President Barack Obama revealed his full NCAA bracket to ESPN on Wednesday, picking the University of North Carolina to take home the big prize.
“I like teams with good point guards because I think the ability to control the game and limit turnovers, I think that’s a big difference,” he told ESPN. “Being able to make free throws, that ends up counting a little bit. Other than that, it’s all throwing darts.”
Obama also gave British Prime Minister David Cameron a front-row seat to March Madness on Tuesday, taking his European partner to an election swing state for an NCAA tournament basketball game.
Is it weird that the only thing I took from this was: “It looks like they’re best friends on some sitcom. Obama is the neurotic, career-oriented clean-freak, whereas Cameron’s the dopey comedic relief who continues to hold a string of strange jobs as he crashes on Obama’s couch and eats all of his food. And through the course of the show they help each other navigate the modern difficulties of being single men in a big city.”
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If you’re thinking of voting Republican because you’re pissed at Obama, remember the words of Stephen Colbert in the voting booth.
Best.
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Obama watched open-mouthed as the candy shot across the room before crashing into the wall near the entrance to the Red Room, an elegant state parlor which stuffed with rare 19th century French furniture … read the full story and see more pictures (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images)
