He gave me a hug and invited me to come back to his home and have dinner with him and his family. Some of my family were with me, so he invited them as well.
In real life my mom just finished The Fault in Our Stars and my step-dad is in the middle of it, but neither of them seem to grasp the concept of the vlogbrothers and nerdfighteria. So in the dream, I was like, “You know John Green? This is his brother, Hank. We’re eating at his house tonight.”
And his house was lovely. I spent a large chunk of the dream exploring all of the furniture in the house. However, the Hank Green segment ended when we sat down to eat at his dinner table, because the dream quickly developed into purely a food dream.
I mean it, I spent the rest of the dream contemplating the deliciousness of some kind of amazing sandwich, and then I ate a whole pepperoni and Italian sausage pizza. Basically I ate everything that I gave up for my low-carb diet. I don’t even think I was at Hank’s house anymore when I began eating in the dream. I was just in some nondescript grey space, focused on nothing but the beautiful, beautiful food in front of me. The last thing I remember was me, picking the residual pizza cheese off my plate.
And I woke up insanely hungery. …I’m gonna go eat now.
*Dreaming about doing ordinary things with celebrities is nothing new to me. Hank Green has now joined a long list including (but not limited to): Helen Mirren, Conan O’Brien, George Clooney, Miranda Hart, Sean Connery, and Jim Carey.