He was possibly the most colorful gas station cashier that I have ever met. He also had mutton-chops.

  • Me: Can I get these and $20 on pump #3?
  • Cashier: Sure!....OOH! Actually, I think we have a deal where you can get TWO of the bad mammo-jammas at a discount! You in?!
  • Me: Oh, no thanks. One is fine.
  • Cashier: Alright! So that was this and how much on pump numero three?
  • Me: $20.
  • Cashier: $20 it is! Is debit okay?
  • Me: Yup.
  • Cashier: Great! I'll just need you to type in your magic money numbers and we'll be on our way!
  • Me: *typing*
  • Cashier: Wait for it.....yup! There you go!
  • Me: Thanks -
  • Cashier: NO. Thank YOU!