I’m gonna be the kind of woman who, you know, the kind of woman who just leaps out of bed, and just does that *shakes head* and her hair looks perfect. They then grab a home made muffin out of there kath kits and pokadot biscuit tin, and then heads to work, wearing trainers at the bottom of her skirt suit to show off they’ve power walked in. They have a pot plants that don’t die on them, their fruit bowl isn’t full of 3 week old rotting pears because they actually EAT the fruit. They have day bags, evening bags and a clutch. You know, they just grab a wheat germ smoothie in between work because that’s enough to keep them going, even though at lunch time they jogged, AND enjoyed it, because they don’t have flesh that moves independently to their main frame. And finally, they have easy access to pens, to finish a cross word at a bar where the man they decided take is a lover from the night before who says to them “hey, last night was great!
Miranda Hart, Miranda (BBC)
If only Miranda, if only….
