July 2012
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“‘Who sleeps, really? If you’re a proper adult person in the 21st century, how...”
– Dylan Moran (via purpurpurr)
What a funny, funny man.
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L(I)VING Life and Getting By: Summer Camp →
thatfunnygirllauren:
I just realized I never went to summer camp.
I did go to:
Soccer Camp (day camp style)
Basketball camp (day camp style) with ALL BOYS and me, Ms. I’ve only played in my front yard.
Band and Orchestra back in middle school. I was one of the cool kids that stayed at the school all day to do…
You should be a camp counselor. At some camps it’s almost like...
June 2012
“In contemporary society we’re expected both to praise the miracle of birth and...”
– “Why I Blog About Sex” (via plays-with-squirrels)
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Third Birthday in a row that I went to see a Pixar...
I don’t think I’ll ever be an adult. Just a child who learns more and more, every year, how to act like an adult so that she may live a somewhat successful life.
And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. I think that’s how most of the population is anyway. I’m just being honest with myself from the get-go. Either this will be an enormously helpful...
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
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What Nora Ephron Taught Me About Love In The... →
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“Ephron wrote fairy tales that spun things that really happen – reconciliation over time, mysterious chemistry, complex and loaded friendships, love after grief and loss – into things that don’t happen, or don’t happen very much. But I always recognized in those stories pieces of people I knew and conversations I had had; they were like choral compositions where everything else is just...
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“Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable, but...”
– You’ve Got Mail, Nora Ephron (via noyoudontoprah)
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Flashback from last week:
As I lay in the grass, I’m unsure of how many campers are pinning me down. I think there’s three of them, but it could be more. And that’s not counting the girls on my team who are trying to free their fearless leader. And I’m not afraid, I just want to protect the piece of tape on my shirt. It’s a game, you see. A bit like ‘Capture The Flag’. I am a...
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If you don't want me to make comments during a...
At least, not before 5pm. Thems the rules, homeboy.
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On Saturday I got back from spending a week as a...
But for now all I can say is that I told a high school girl that she was intelligent, beautiful, and passionate, and that she should never change anything about herself, for anyone, ever. I told her that although she may not feel like it now, she is perfect, and she will meet people who will see her as just that…perfect…just as God already does.
If the only thing that comes out of...
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Watchcinnysterfunpages2:
allthatiseescaresme:
Cats after anesthesia
Pretty much.
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Off to spend the week in the woods with a bunch of...
If you don’t hear from me in a week, it means the mosquitoes got me.
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thegirlwiththeblueribbon:
korralations:
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Well, that interview was...interesting...
It was really more of a group interview, where a guy took me and three other people into a very noisy back room and asked us all a bunch of questions that we were to answer one by one. Then it kind of devolved into him just sort of making vague statements in the form of questions, and not really keeping track of if everyone actually answered them or not. I’m not even sure quite what...
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Feel old?
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's So Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
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Off to a job interview.
I feel like I could use a good pep talk. Why aren’t I friends with any professional sports coaches?
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My cat follows me everywhere, so earlier I walked out of the room and when she followed me I quickly rushed back in and closed the door with her still on the other side.
I just needed some alone time.
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It's unfortunate that my family placed a ban on me...
Because seriously, they are hilarious.
A lot of the time, anyways.
