March 2010
A need to create.
thenutritionator:
I’ve decided to take an art class next semester due to the discovery that I am happiest when I am making things and being creative.
We should take art together! I realized my class load next semester will be much less strenuous than this one, and so I really want to get back in the studios! However, I don’t recomend taking the pottery/ceramics class unless you are...
February 2010
“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...”
– Bob Hope
“It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond....”
– Pierce Brosnan
Since when was it strange to obey the law?
Oh, that’s right, since college. Or should I say, the magical institution where hundreds of students exhibit symptoms of alcoholism, without actually having it. Because alcoholism simply doesn’t exist in this magical land. No sireee!
I feel like a lot of the students/faculty on campus are one more memo away from turning into an angry mob with torches. When people get scared for their education and their jobs, they tend to get a little high strung. I just hope no one does anything stupid. These are some crazy times we be living in.
Today...
I woke up today with a splitting headache. I then had to immediately rush off to a class that decided today would be a super duper involved discussion day, where everyone must be super duper involved! Or else the Professor would give you that look. The look that says “You have failed today”.
Now my headache has moved down into the back of my neck and I must leave to go to another...
“I don’t know what just happened, but I just drooled ALL over my arm…”
– Me, on the phone with my sister. Apparently I had my mouth open and forgot to swallow. It was gross.
“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field...”
– Betty White
Here's a weird story:
I was peeling a clementine today and peeled some of it off in a straight line following it’s hemisphere, so that the remaining peel was separated into two parts: the peel that remained at the top of the clementine, and the peel at the bottom of the clementine. I then peeled off the segment that covered the top of the fruit, leaving only the bottom of the fruit to retain it’s skin.
So...
Watchmusicsmything:
thedailywhat:
New Music Video! Vampire Weekend - “Giving Up the Gun”
Directed by the Malloy Brothers. Guest starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, RZA, and Lil Jon. Third single off the band’s second studio album, Contra.
[spinner.]
Vas ? NICE
Oh Vampire Weekend, how come we have gotten out of touch with each other? I used to love you, but then I let our love die. ...
“If only the world wouldn’t get in the way. If only people would just let...”
– Fox and the Hound
History of The World: Part 1
Judas: No, no! Leave us alone!
Comicus: Alright, alright! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Nothing.
“But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You...”
– Dick Van Dyke
“I only hope that we don’t lose sight of one thing - that it was all...”
– Walt Disney
Pardon the phrase, but...
Screw you, campus post office…SCREW YOU. You’re NOTHING like the North Pole. I’ll stay on the receiving side of the mailboxes from now on, thank you very much.
Sincerely,
An angry, slightly sad, but mostly bitter blogger
*And now, on with my life.
Translation?
It was a cold, winter night and the sky was clear. All six tribes were gathered near the watering hole. Each tribe composed of all women, each dressed in their corresponding traditional costume for the occasion. For that night was a night of beginings. Tonight, each tribe of women would welcome in new members, and the young fawns would begin their rites of passage into the tribal community....
