October 2009
Who am I portraying for All Hallow's Eve?
Take a guess.
The Movie I Am Watching
Oh Jake Ryan…
I Have A Question to Pose....
What happens to squirrel poo? I mean, I never see any of it, so what happens to it? Think about it. If there were as many dogs running around campus as there are squirrels, NO ONE would EVER want to walk on the grass. There would be too many dogs to keep up with and every time anyone left the house their shoes would be ruined. Not to mention the enrollment at the school would drop severely...
The Mighty Thing of The Week:
The Mighty Boosh
They are a comedy team coming from the U.K., and they have a comedy sketch show on BBC, as well as a periodically touring live show (which I’ve never seen). There’s no real way to describe their comedy, or their show. It’s just that kind of new-age British comedy that boarders on the psychedelic. In their show, they usually begin as fellow zoo-keepers who...
A few facts:
I have stayed up the past two nights in order to finish a single paper that was due today.
I fell asleep today and ended up sleeping through the class in which the paper was for.
I have slept on and off all day today, and I’m am presently going to head back to my room and sleep some more.
Pulling two all-nighters in a row is not a good life decision.
I have done this before.
I had...
Hours awake: 30. Hours of sleep: 2. Number of pages in the paper that is due tomorrow: 10. Number of pages finished: 0.
Holding on like dear life to the possibility of a full night’s sleep in my future: Priceless.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not...”
– Albert Einstein
A Lesson I Learned When I Was Young, Had Forgotten...
Don’t just go around pushing buttons when you don’t know what those buttons do.
Tonight at work, the place was basically dead. We had very few customers, compared to the usual, and I was bored out of by baseball cap. Not that I’m complaining, it’s better than being swamped with orders…but it still didn’t make the hours pass by quicker.
So what ended up happening was me, staring at the baseball game on the t.v., pretending to watch when in actuality...
2 questions:
1. Why are there so many stinkin’ videos of cats doing weird things on Youtube?
2. Why am I on Youtube when I have things to do?
(addendum to question 2: Why a I on Tumblr when I have hings to do?)
“You know, I’ll never forget the words of the last guy who threatened me:...”
– spiderman
A few thoughts of mine, listed in a bulleted...
It seems that those who make the most judgement are those who are most ignorant of their own faults.
My leg started to twitch and then I got a text. I think my leg in psychic.
No one is very different from anyone else. Not in the way it matters. Everyone thinks they are, that they are a lone wolf, a strange alien, but they aren’t that different. Everyone is essentially the same.
...
Dear ballet flats,
You are blue, shiny, and mine. I know I, at first, only got you because you are the same style as the yellow flats I used to own, that where incredibly comfy, and boke not too long ago. So I admit our relationship was initially built on a pretense of a past relationship I miss. But I have learned to love you dearly. You are a shade a blue most never see in a ballet flat, and I cherish it. I...
Dear Julia,
unproductiveprocrastination:
This ain’t an arms race. It’s a garden of space.
-Christin
True story.
-Julia
An open letter to Matthew Gray Gubler
palahniukandchocolate:
Dear Matthew,
You’re adorable. I felt the need to express this in letter form becuase, unlike your hundreds of other dedicated fans, I suck and don’t actually watch Criminal Minds, and therefore don’t get the chance to fawn over you in message boards or posts on ONTD. I caught the first few minutes of an episode once and thought to myself “Hey, that skinny guy is kind of...
“Lois Lane: Any more at home like you?
Clark Kent: Uh, not really, no.”
– Superman (1978)
The school is offering a class on Jane Austen...
and guess who’s never been more excited for a class?
The problem.
As of late I have continually gotten this nagging feeling that puts me in a foul mood for a moment or so. It’s a nagging feeling that the English language is not enough. A nagging feeling that any language is not enough to properly convey all emotions, thoughts, or ideas. Lately I’ve become startlingly aware of my own inability to communicate a lot of things. Not everything, but a...
This evening at work, I was at the cash register and a person came up to order some food (as too be expected at such an establishment). They made me smile. I often put on a smile when a customer comes, to hide how tired I am in actuality, but this smile was sincere. Why did he/she make my smile? I’m not sure. I’m not sure of much these days. But i am sure that that smile made a...
The other day, I posted a quote by Cary Grant. This sent me on, not a Cary Grant binge, but a Robert Montgomery binge. I’m not completely sure why this is. Maybe because I love Cary Grant, but I really love Robert Montgomery. Don’t even get me started on James Stewart. But I think heaven will include dancing with Robert Montgomery. He is decidedly one of the loveliest dancers I...
I have a theory that spiders are the clean freaks of the animal kingdom. Why? Because they are ranked as the non-human creature most likely to be found in your shower. They just want to take a bath. Still, doesn’t mean I like them.
“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.”
– Cary Grant
Sometimes I like to watch my feet as I walk. Watch the way each foot hits the ground on each step. Watch the continuous fluid movement of a foot rolling from heel to toe, then the other foot taking over for a moment, until the other foot comes back around. Watch as they carry me, almost out of their own volition. Watch as the cracks in the side walk go by. Watch as the surface goes from...
Rosie the Riveter....or not.
Today on my way to running errands with a friend, I noticed my car felt strange. I pulled over and found my front, right tire COMPLETELY flat. The hub cap was even dragging on the ground. I promptly drove back to my parking lot (I was only a block away) and called my mother. She found this just as entertaining as I did, considering she informed me just last weekend that I no longer had any...
Dear unproductiveprocrastination,
unproductiveprocrastination:
thenutritionator:
unproductiveprocrastination:
thatismighty:
The other day I was minding my own business in the area where I eat. I was putting my coat on, to leave, when a dear friend told me to look around. Ilooked around and did not see anything unusual that would warrant my attention. My friend said to look harder. I looked harder. Nothing. I even...
“I never touch spirits. Have you some milk?”
– Batman
Dear unproductiveprocrastination,
The other day I was minding my own business in the area where I eat. I was putting my coat on, to leave, when a dear friend told me to look around. Ilooked around and did not see anything unusual that would warrant my attention. My friend said to look harder. I looked harder. Nothing. I even looked out the set of windows I was sitting next to and saw nothing but my reflection. My friend, as...
A Guess
thenutritionator:
I apologize if I am incorrect, but…
thatismighty = Brittany??
I like you, but no, I’m not Brittany. But I like Brittany as well.
5 gum
Introduction: There is a brand of gum out there called “5”. That’s it’s name. Just one, single digit.
My Point: Don’t buy 5 gum. It’s a waste of money.
Not because of the flavor. It’s actually quite delicious and juicy, however long it may (or may not) last. No, I have chosen to refrain from purchansing anymore 5 gum based solely on the fact that...
