September 2, 2014

classmate: I’m gonna raise my hand because I have this question, but before I let you answer, professor, I’m going to immediately follow my question up with my own answer to said question, so that it ultimately I don’t really need your academic input, I just have information and I want to make sure that everyone in the class not only knows the information, but knows that I have the information.  Sure, I could just raise my had and say the information, instead of bundling it with a faux question, but this way I seem far less pompous and far more helpful….even if I’m actually not.

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September 2, 2014

I’m 25 years old, I’m in grad school, and right now I’m having trouble keeping it together because my professor just said the word “duty” about 20 times in past 10 minutes of lecture.

September 2, 2014

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September 1, 2014

londonphile:

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 01: Dan Stevens and Benedict Cumberbatch attends a Gala Screening of ‘The Guest’ at Soho Hotel on September 1, 2014 in London, England

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September 1, 2014

merely-music:

Vance Joy - Riptide

I love you when you’re singing that song
And I got a lump in my throat
'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong

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September 1, 2014
naturalsceneries:

"This dog just appeared out of nowhere and followed us for an entire week during our trekking trip in the Himalayan outback…When I decided to get up at 4 a.m. to climb the next 5000 m peak…he accompanied me as well. On the top he was sitting for the entire 30 minutes on this place"

naturalsceneries:

"This dog just appeared out of nowhere and followed us for an entire week during our trekking trip in the Himalayan outback…When I decided to get up at 4 a.m. to climb the next 5000 m peak…he accompanied me as well. On the top he was sitting for the entire 30 minutes on this place"

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September 1, 2014
hitrecord:

“Here now”

hitrecord:

Here now

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September 1, 2014
"Forgive the trees
for the way they can’t stop shaking
even after all these years of practice.
Forgive yourself
for the days you don’t even want to try."

— Y.Z, a dying art (via rustyvoices)

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September 1, 2014
"It’s okay if you don’t know what’s happening, because others don’t have to know that you don’t know. Basically, fake it til you make it."

— My mom, wen I asked her for advice.

September 1, 2014

disneyconceptsandstuff:

James Lopez, a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman), is currently trying to raise money for his traditionally animated project Hullabaloo. Hullabaloo is a steampunk short film which Lopez is hoping will help save the cause of 2D animation, and possibly lead to a TV series or film. So, if you’re interested in badass steampunk ladies or traditional animation, may I recommend you give a dollar or two. Hullabaloo's IndieGogo page is over here, visit to donate and learn more! And I’ll conclude with the plot: 

Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.

Together, Veronica and Jules learn that Jonathan Daring has been kidnapped by a mysterious group of influential persons, who seek to use his latest invention for nefarious purposes. These villains are wealthy and influential and neither Veronica nor Jules can stop them openly. But determined to save her father and holding true to the family creed that technology should be used for the good of all, not the greed of some, Veronica assumes the secret identity of “Hullabaloo”, a goggled crusader who uses wits and science to combat evil and oppose the nefarious conspiracy that has taken her father.

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September 1, 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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September 1, 2014

thisfeelingcallsfortea:

http://society6.com/amandapowell/

"You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand."
- Dylan Moran

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August 31, 2014

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August 31, 2014

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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August 31, 2014

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